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Admissionprices

标签: 日期:2015-07-16

On a visit to the local theater, and elderly man asked for the admission prices.

"Balcony seats are $6 each, circle seats are $5 each, stalls are $4 each and the programs are 50 cents, sir,"replied the woman behind the ticket counter.

"Okay," said the elderly man. "Give me a program and I'll sit on that."