A boy says to her mother, Mom, is d a man or woman?
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, d is both man and woman.
The son is confused, so he asks, Is d black or white?
The mother replies, d is both black and white, honey.
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is d gay or straight, mommy?
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, d is both gay and straight.
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: Is d Michael Jackson?