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标签: 日期:2015-09-04

Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris?

A: He was declared to be in Seine.


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Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "d bless Mommy, and d bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France." "Fred," said his father, "why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?" "Because that‘s what I wrote in my geography test!"



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What is the Guillotine?

A French chopping centre.



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Which ghost was president of France?

Charles de Ghoul.



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First witch: I‘m ing to France tomorrow.

Second witch: Are you ing by broom?

First witch: No, by hoovercraft.
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