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"No," growled the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. The pair you have aren't worn out."

"Not worn out," cried the recruit, " Why, if I step on a dime I can feel if it's head or tails."
 

“不行，”军需官大声说：“你不能领一双新鞋子，你穿着的那双还没有穿破。”

“没穿破，”新兵叫道：“为什么？如果我踩到一个一角硬币，我可以知道踩着的那面是公还是字。”