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Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!
 

I know all that.

Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married.

　　亲爱的，丈夫对妻子说：我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。

　　什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。

　　这些我全都知道。

　　那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？

　　因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。