极品笑话网

A  peddler sold  earthen  basins in the wayside, he  chanted  as knocked :"Earthen  basin  is round, beautiful  and  solid, judging  by  the  sound, they  are  all  od." At  the  time  of  his  knocking, that  earthen basin  was  broken  into  pieces  with  a  crack.


Lookers-on  burst  into  the  roars  of  laughter. He  threw the fragments without extra trouble into paddy field, but  an experienced  peasant from  the crowd did not  let  him  off easily:" How  the  deuce can you throw them into  my  field? They'll impede my growing  crops!"


The  peddler who sold  earthen basins  tried  to explain  it  away promptly:" Nothing, the fragments  will  be  converted  into  powder  as  soon  as  they  absorbed   water ."

  
一个小贩在路边卖瓦盆，他一边敲一边唱：“瓦盆圆又圆，结实又好看，光听这声音，就知不一般。”敲着敲着，“啪啦”一声，把盆敲烂了。


围观的人一阵哄笑。他顺手把碎片扔进了稻田里，谁知人群中一个老农不干了：“你怎么能往我地里扔？这不影响我种田吗？”


卖瓦盆的小贩连忙辩解：“不要紧，瓦片见水一会儿就粉了。”