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 Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to to Heaven?

 

… What about you, Terry? You haven't t your hand up, don't you want to to Heaven?  Terry: I can't, My mum told me to straight home.  主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来。 ……你呢，特里？你还没举 手呢，特里，难道你不想去天堂吗？ 特里：我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。