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There was an American couple who had no children, so they wanted to adopt a child. Finally, an orphanage contacted them, saying, "We have a baby for adoption.

It's a Russian orphan." The couple was delighted and went to bring the baby home.

On the way home, they stopped by a university to enroll in a Russian course. "Why do you want to learn Russian? The English that we speak is a very od language," the university secretary asked.

"Well, we just adopted a Russian baby. When he begins to speak Russian in a few years, we are afraid that we might not be able to understand him," the couple replied.

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有一对美国夫妇没有孩子，想领养个小孩。终于有一家孤儿院通知他们说：「我们现在有一个婴儿可以让你们收养，是个俄国孤儿。」他们很高兴，就去把婴儿抱回去。

在半路上，他们来到一所大学，想要报名学俄语，学校里的秘书问：「你们为什么要学俄语呢？我们英语是很好的语言啊！」这对美国夫妻说：「因为我们

刚刚领养了一个俄国婴儿，几年后等他开口讲俄语时，到时候我们就听不懂了！」