1、儿子看到两只狗在路边交配，儿子好奇地问妈妈：“妈妈，我要去劝架，那两只狗打起来了。”
1, son see two dogs mating on the side of the road, son curiously ask a mother: "mom, I'm ing to stop the fight, the two dogs."
妈妈说：“不是打架，是帮狗打针。”
Mother said: "no fight, is to help the dog an injection."
儿子说：“哎，狗护士够狠的，把整根针筒都插进去了，而且不拿蘸酒精的棉花止痛。”
The son said: "ah, the dog nurse destination.so, make the whole needle tube inserted, and do not take the cotton dipped in alcohol the pain."
2、四岁的儿子听儿童歌曲《小龙人》时，自己也在那里边唱边跳，当唱到：“我头上有犄角，我身后有尾巴，谁也不知道我有多少‘秘密’。”时，儿子大声说了句：“爸爸，我有两个咪咪！”
2, 4 year old son, listening to the children's song "little people", and sing myself there, when to sing: "behind have horns on my head, I have a tail, who also don't know how I have 'secret'." Son, loudly said: "daddy, I have two Mimi!"
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