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在女朋友脖子上种了棵草莓

标签:怎么 不好意思 脖子 侄女  日期:2017-11-20
某男在女友脖子上吻了个草莓被七岁的小侄女看到。侄女说:,“阿姨,你脖子怎么回事啊,不好意思的回答,侄女惊讶的说,那你打针没有,某女淡定的答,昨晚刚打了

  某男在女友脖子上吻了个草莓,被七岁的小侄女看到。 侄女说:“阿姨,你脖子怎么回事啊?”

  Some male his girlfriend, a kiss on the neck of strawberries was seven years old niece. Niece said: "aunt, what's the matter with your neck?"

  不好意思的回答:“被狗咬的。”

  Sorry to answer: "bite by a dog."

  侄女惊讶的说:“啊?那你打针没有,会得狂犬病的。”

  Niece surprise of say: "ah? That you give or take an injection not, will get rabies."

  某女淡定的答:“打了,昨晚刚打了!”

  Some female calm of answer: "dozen, last night just dozen!"