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roast pig

A gentleman was invited for dinner.

When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig."
But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.
He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

烤乳猪
　
一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”
新年先送上一份大餐，给各位拜个晚年