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To be on the Safe Side

In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and es out into the foyer. A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:
"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was ing out a moment a?"
" Yes, but it doesn''t really matter. It didn''t hurt at all."
"Oh, no, it isn''t that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

保证没走错

在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。几分钟后，他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道：
“对不起，请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗？”
“是的，不过没什么关系，一点也不疼。”
“噢，不，我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。”