I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women t on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,
and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: Wake up, sir!
I wasn't asleep, the man answered.
Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed.
I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car.
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:先生,醒醒!
我没有睡着。那个男人回答。
没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?
我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。