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Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.　　

妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红？
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架？
妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。