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    我们学校一贯有晚上熄灯的传统                                                    
                                                                                
众所周知，走廊上的灯倒是不会断的                                                
                                                                                
有一个牛哥们，从走廊上把电引进了宿舍，这个哥们之所以牛，不在于能把电引进宿舍，而是该牛人看了n遍《刺激1995》，受到了极大的启发，为了把电线弄进来，在宿舍和走廊的共用墙壁的砖头上，活生生的用小刀掏出一个洞来.....                         
                                                                                
这个宿舍在整栋楼一片漆黑的状态下，亮出了星星之火，没有过多久，纸包不住火，楼管发现了。                                                                      
                                                                                
那天晚上，楼管敲开了他们宿舍的门，发现宿舍众哥们都还坐在电脑前，

（付注：灯是关了，就电脑还亮着）              

问曰：你们怎么还开着电脑？                                                     .
                                                                                
                                                                                
一哥们答曰：死机了，关不了........                                              
                                                                                
                                                                                
楼管愣了一下，说了一句：              
                                                         
关不了也该睡觉了。                     
                                                      
然后转身，出门了。