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小明：麻麻，今天吃什么？
妈妈：老坛酸菜牛肉面。                                                                                                                    小明：离太远了，听不到！                                                                                                                    妈妈：老坛酸菜牛肉面！                                                                                                                                          小明：哦，脑馋酸赖牛逗便。